27 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

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“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you have got FINE written all over you.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

“Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

“If you were a chicken, you would be impeccable.”

“Feel my shirt. Know what it is made of? Boyfriend material.”

“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be fine print.”

“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you are hot.”

“Know what is on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

“It is a good thing I have my library card because I am checking you out.”

“I was feeling a little off today, but you have turned me on again!”

“I am studying to become a historian. I am especially interested in finding a date.”

“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has never stood next to you!”

“Did you invent the aeroplane? Because you seem just Wright!”

“Is your dad a boxer? Because you are a knockout!”

“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine has been stolen!”

“They say nothing lasts forever—so would you be my nothing?”

“I think there is something wrong with my phone. Your number is not in it.”

“Are you a charger? Because I am dying without you!”

“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

“You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

“Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.”

“Something is wrong with my eyes because I cannot take them off you.”

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